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| 9 things people do i hate.... | December 29, 2006, 03:12:54 PM | 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass? |
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| Speak chinese in 5 mins | December 29, 2006, 03:05:43 PM | Learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes
1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse . ........... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. . No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........ ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odour is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah |
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| Blog | December 07, 2006, 12:10:34 PM | Cool . this is new ..
hmm i dont think i should have thrown my laptop as some of the keys have become sticky
and the screen is flickering .. oops .. its a little hard to read while typing this
and the HDD is making a strange clicking sound
you know i think its broke .. lol |
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